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Kevin Pieterson Could Disrupt Our Unique Losing Culture, Says England
Picking one of the world’s best batsmen could disturb the special losing feeling that the team has been cultivating over
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Johnny Depp’s Dogs Claim They Didn’t See Government Advertising Campaign
Yorkshire Terriers Pistol and Boo Depp say they were unaware of an Australian Government campaign that explicitly warned dogs travelling
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Shorten Captures Imagination Of Nation In Rousing Budget Reply Dream
Bill Shorten set parliament – and Australian living rooms – alight last night in a captivating dream at his Canberra
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Hockey Postpones Budget Emergency Until Next Labor Government
The Budget Emergency that has wreaked havoc on the Australian economy over the past eight years has been put on
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The Words ‘Fair’ And ‘Headwinds’ Biggest Winners From 2015 Budget
The words ‘fair’, ‘family’ and ‘headwinds’ are set to enjoy a 200% usage boost over the next three months thanks
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Government Announces Brand New Batch Of Barnacles
The Coalition unveiled a wide range of new barnacles tonight, which it will spend the next twelve months methodically removing
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Scott Morrison To Dictate Budget Speech To Joe Hockey Via Small In-Ear Device
In his first budget speech last year Treasurer Joe Hockey read from typed notes. Tomorrow he will be carefully listening
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Maurice Newman Is A Hoax, Sources Confirm
Tony Abbott’s chief business advisor Maurice Newman is an elaborate prank, it has been revealed
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2014 Budget Offered Free With Every 2015 Budget
Any parliament that buys the 2015 Federal Budget will get the 2014 budget thrown in for free, Treasurer Joe Hockey
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Joe Hockey Excitedly Putting Together This Year’s Budget Surprises
Treasurer Joe Hockey was this morning tucked away in his office hiding an array of delightful little surprises all over
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Australia Asks Tony Abbott To Wait In The Car While They Get On With The 21st Century
Australians have politely asked if Prime Minister Tony Abbott would mind waiting in the car while they continue with
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Abbott To Present Royal Baby With Australia’s Very Best Piece Of Coal
Australia’s official gift to the new-born daughter of the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge will be the nation’s most beautiful
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Labor Narrowly Avoids Developing Policy
The Opposition last week came within a whisker of developing a plan for the future, it has been revealed
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New Microsoft App Correctly Guesses What Year You Think It Is
A new website released today by tech giant Microsoft can predict what year you think it is, just by analysing
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Apple Watch Only Works If You Have ‘Consumer Slave’ Tattooed On Your Forehead
Early adopters of Apple’s new watch have found that the device only works for those who have a tattoo on