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Prince Philip To Retire From Whatever It Is He Does

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Fairfax Axes 1/4 Editorial Jobs: Promises “Australian Journalasm Wont Suffa”

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Convenient ‘Shuttle Plane’ Service To Link Western Sydney Airport To City

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Trump To Utilise Valuable Advertising Space On Side Of Missiles

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Fast & Furious 8 “The Best Fast & Furious Film So Far This Year” Say Critics

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New “Frozen 2” Movie Only Developed To Stop Children Singing ‘Let It Go’, Disney Admits

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Trump’s First 100 Days Have Had Way More Days Than Obama’s First 100 Days, White House Says

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“She Quit Her Job, Now This #GirlBoss Makes $23 a Fortnight”

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Hot Cross Buns In Supermarkets Already

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Stuffing Our Fat Faces With Chocolate Is What Jesus Would Have Wanted, Nation Agrees

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Sean Spicer Apologises For Losing Focus. Promises To Go To Concentration Camp

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Both People Who Filled Out Census Were 38 Year-Old Women, ABS Confirms

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United Launches New Drag-On/Drag-Off Seating

George Calombaris admits he paid staff peanuts: “Lightly salted peanuts with a blueberry and caramel sauce”

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Trump Opens Morning Papers To Discover Media Finally Reporting Real News

Derelict Sydney Townhouse Listed For $1.5 Million, In Amusing April Fools Day Prank