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7-Eleven Announces Awesome New Slurpee Flavour Made From Sweat Of Exploited Workers!
Retail franchise 7-Eleven launched an exciting new addition to its range of Slurpee flavours today – made from the distilled
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Abbott Busted Watching Coal Video Instead Of Doing Work (Again!)
Prime Minister Tony Abbott has spent most of the past two days watching the coal industry’s TV commercial on high
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‘Fax Machines Are Amazing’ TV Commercial To Launch Next Week
The fax machine industry will launch a new TV campaign next week, reminding Australians of the benefits of their cutting-edge
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Dubai To Build World’s Largest Fuck You To Refugees
The rich gulf city of Dubai is once again set to dazzle the world, this time with a giant 880
“Death Cult Bad. Escaping Death Cult On Boat Badder”: Government Talking Points Leaked
The evil Death Cult wreaking havoc across the Middle East has absolutely no regard for human life, and its victims
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Peter Dutton Now Starting To Suspect He May Be Trying To Bring Down Government
Immigration Minister Peter Dutton is becoming increasingly suspicious that he may be doing whatever it takes to bring down the
Australia Strikes Deal To Resettle 55 Million Dollars In Cambodia
Fifty-five million helpless Australian dollars will be given a new home in Cambodia, after a diplomatic arrangement was struck between
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Exclusive Access To Treasurer Joe Hockey Discounted To Just $9.95
Business leaders can now gain private access to Joe Hockey for less than a tenner
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Melbourne Ticket Inspectors To Spend Week Patrolling High Seas In Job Swap With Border Force
Melbourne’s train and tram inspectors will be checking to make sure those trying to enter the country have a valid
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Woman With No Recollection Of Last 10 Years Asked To Run Major Media Company
A British woman who can’t recall any of the conversations she has had over the past decade will head up
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Border Force Concedes ‘Operation Fortitude’ Press Release Accidentally Sent From 1938
Australian Border Force commissioner Roman Quaedvlieg has conceded that the initial press release announcing Operation Fortitude was a “clumsily translated” statement accidentally sent
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Plebiscite To Be Held To Determine Whether Dyson Heydon Is Biased Or Not
Australians will be asked to go to the polls to determine whether Royal Commissioner Dyson Heydon is biased or not,
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Experts Now Recommend Taking Photos Of 3 Meals A Day
People should try to upload pictures of three balanced meals a day – one in the morning, one in the
Newly Capitalist China Still Learning How To Do Stock Market Crashes Properly
Conceding it was a good first attempt, the West today said China sill has a long way to go to
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Abbott Threatens To Turn Off ABC’s Twitter Machine
A furious Tony Abbott has told the ABC he will personally turn off its Twitter at the wall if the