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Tomic To Skype US Open Loss From His Couch In Monte Carlo

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Smoking e-Cigarettes Significantly Lowers Risk Of Looking Cool, Report Finds

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Soaring House Prices Forcing Millennial Lego Figures To Live In Box Under Owner’s Bed

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Earth Named Universe’s Most Liveable Planet For 2 Billionth Year Running

North Korea Threatens To Completely Photoshop America Off The Map

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Trump Restless As North Korea Briefing Ambles Past 30 Second Mark

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Hackers Demand The Immediate Destruction Of All Future Episodes Of The Bachelor

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Direct Correlation Between Shitness Of Ringtone And Time Taken To Find Phone In Handbag, Research Confirms

Growing Global Inequality Driven By 7.52 Billion People Not Being Billionaires, Experts Say

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5 Tips For People Worried About Same-Sex Marriage

Trump Promises ‘Jobs For All Americans’ (One At A Time As Communications Director)

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Trump Issues Fifth Final Warning To North Korea On Missile Launches

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Change.org Launches New ‘Select All’ Function, To Allow Users To Sign All 83 Million Petitions At Once

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New Paleo Bars Replicate The Convenience And Packaging Of Stone-Age Snack Foods