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Local Man Surprised To Learn About This New ‘Washing Your Hands’ Thing

Local Introvert Prepares For Coronavirus By Self-Isolating For Last 20 Years

Condolences Flow In, After Fans Learn Tom Hanks Was On The Gold Coast

Man Who Has Runny Nose And Fucking Hates His Job Pretty Sure He Has Coronavirus 

Scott Cam Just Demolished His Reputation On Live TV. Now 5 Lucky Couples Get To Rebuild It!

People Are Panic-Buying Shovel Memberships And If You Don’t Buy One Now You Might Miss Out!

5 Great Toilet Paper Recipes For Idiots Who Forgot To Buy Food 

Trump Says He Will Travel To Coronavirus Soon To Help Out With Crisis There

Hawaii Has Recorded Its First Case Of Coronavirus And Scott Morrison’s Plans For Next Week Are Now Totally Fucked

Crossword #6 – Toilet Paper Armageddon

Fears Sanders May Turn US Into Nightmarish Hellhole Where Everyone Gets Healthcare

Your IQ Is 150 Minus The Number Of Toilet Paper Rolls You Have In Your House Right Now 

People Panic-Buying Toilet Paper Are Most Likely To Die From Coronavirus, New Research Confirms 

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