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Woman Complaining About Crowds Yet To Realise She Is Part Of Crowd

Morrison Delivers Rescue Package For Building Industry, Announcing Extra $2 Million For Scott Cam

REPORT: We Created An Exponential Graph Because That’s What People Seem To Be Into Right Now

Man Who’s Having An Affair Is ‘Going Out To Get Some Exercise’ Again

“Go On, Off You Fuck”, Queen Tells Coronavirus

China Begins To Lift Coronavirus Restrictions: Citizens Free To Go Back To Doing Whatever Government Tells Them

Tony Lewis, Creator Of Duckworth-Lewis Scoring System, Dies Aged 78 (Or 26 Under The Duckworth-Lewis Method)

The Black Death Was Widely Exaggerated, Andrew Bolt Says  

Woman Working From Home Forced To Have Awkward Kitchen Conversation With Herself

Busloads Of Tourists Are Travelling To Country Towns To Spread Conspiracy Theories, Mate’s Dad Says

Man Working From Home Holds Useless 2-Hour Meeting With Himself

“America Is The Best At Coronavirus, It’s Incredible!”

Man Relieved That Company He Hasn’t Heard From In 5 Years Is Here For Him At This Difficult Time

“We’re Going To Beat Coronavirus By Easter” Trump Tells Heaving, Jam-Packed Rally

Teenager Lectures Parents About Going Out All The Time

Prince Charles Confident He Can Continue To Do Nothing Via Video Conferencing