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“DUMBLEDORE WAS ACTUALLY A TRANSGENDER LESBIAN!” JK Rowling tweets in frantic attempt to win back fans

60 Minutes To Interview Nobel-Prize Winning Scientist Peter Doherty On What It’s Like To Be A Celebrity Chef

Covid-Conscious Protester Stays Home To Loot Online Stores Instead

Trump confirms that favourite part of Bible is when hungry caterpillar eats piece of chocolate cake

NRA Accidentally Forgets To Rise Up Against Tyrannical Government

US Medical Workers Are Signing Up As Police Officers So They Can Get Proper PPE

A tip for protesters at the White House: If you say you’re called ‘The Coronavirus’ the President won’t do anything to stop you

Republican Americans nostalgic for more peaceful time when protesters stormed government buildings armed with semi-automatic weapons

Americans Starting To Get Tired Of All This Winning

Triple J plays Centrelink Hold Music for eight straight hours to close out Requestival

Mark Zuckerberg – Dead At 36 – Says Social Media Sites Should Not Fact Check Posts

Trump Resigns From Presidency To Become Full-Time Writer For Sarah Cooper

Twitter has hired a dedicated team to fact-check Donald Trump’s tweets and the unemployment rate in America is now zero

“When I want to test my eyesight, I jump behind the wheel of a moving vehicle”, by Dominic Cummings

You Think Coronavirus Is Bad? Wait Until The Bill Gates Conspiracy Theorists Hear About Track Changes

Fears Of Rush On Malaria Drug Unfounded, After Trump Supporters Unable To Pronounce Hydroxychloroquine