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Government to Finally Address Increased Risk of Extreme Weather Events by Removing Queensland From Map

Why Meghan Markle Is to Blame for King Charles’s Enlarged Prostate, by The Daily Mail

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Australians Who Don’t Have Fun on Australia Day Should Be Fined, Dutton Says

Screwdrivers Now Permitted On Boeing Flights, To Allow Passengers To Help With Maintenance

Australia to Become Danish Colony: “It’s the Only Way We’ll Ever Get an Australian Head of State”

Dutton Sends Delegation to North Korea to Study Glorious Patriotic National Day Celebrations

Dutton Spotted Checking Supermarket Trolleys to Ensure They Contain Australian Flag

Aussie Patriot Boycotts Woolworths and Heads to German-Owned Supermarket to Buy Chinese-Made Flags to Celebrate Britain’s Arrival in New Holland

PM “Not At liberty To Discuss” Whether His Government Is Too Secretive

Princess Mary to Down 52 Tins of VB During Danish Coronation, in Nod to Homeland Tradition

Inflation Falls as More People Cut Back on Luxuries Like Food and Shelter

Govt’s $20 Million Storm Relief Package Almost Enough to Cover Tradie Call-Out Fee

Golden Globes Gift Bag Worth $500K Actually Just a Mix of Staple Grocery Items From Woolies

‘Change the Date’: Fight Emerges Over When Australia Day Culture Wars Should Officially Start

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