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Scott Morrison’s Most Inspirational Quotes

ABC Claims It Is Maintaining Balanced Coverage by Both Firing and Not Firing Antoinette Lattouf

Scott Morrison Appointed Head of Safety at Boeing

Economists Say Employment Market Is Strongest They’ve Ever Seen, After Someone Offers Scott Morrison a Job

LIVE PICTURES: Scott Morrison Fans Flood to Parliament House to Mourn End of Former PM’s Career

Scott Morrison Resigns From Politics to Take Up All 12 Million Private Sector Jobs

Morrison Lands New Role at Cronulla Quick Cuts Hairdressing Salon

Government to Finally Address Increased Risk of Extreme Weather Events by Removing Queensland From Map

Why Meghan Markle Is to Blame for King Charles’s Enlarged Prostate, by The Daily Mail

Fuck, This Guy Again

Australians Who Don’t Have Fun on Australia Day Should Be Fined, Dutton Says

Screwdrivers Now Permitted On Boeing Flights, To Allow Passengers To Help With Maintenance

Australia to Become Danish Colony: “It’s the Only Way We’ll Ever Get an Australian Head of State”

Dutton Sends Delegation to North Korea to Study Glorious Patriotic National Day Celebrations

Dutton Spotted Checking Supermarket Trolleys to Ensure They Contain Australian Flag

Aussie Patriot Boycotts Woolworths and Heads to German-Owned Supermarket to Buy Chinese-Made Flags to Celebrate Britain’s Arrival in New Holland