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Melburnians worried about being denied entry to NSW told to just get on a cruise ship and say their name is Ruby Princess
NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian’s advice not to interact with Melbourne citizens has led may Victorians to reassess their travel plans
John Howard defends Dyson Heydon appointment: “He is one of the most intelligent, articulate and well-read sex offenders I know”
Former Prime Minister John Howard has stood by his decision to appoint Dyson Heydon to the High Court of Australia,
ABC Forced To Sack Proof-Readers Due To Liberal Party Budget Cunts
National broadcaster The ABC will axe up to 250 jobs, including sub-editors and proof readers, as it deals with bigger
Novak Djokovic Apologises For COVID Breach By Throwing Massive Party For Fans
A contrite Novak Djokovic has apologised for holding a tennis tournament during the middle of a pandemic, saying he would
Victorian Government asks Sydney for advice on how to stop people socialising and having fun
With growing fears of a ‘second wave’ of coronavirus in Melbourne, the Victorian Government has reached out to its NSW
Melbourne’s Coronavirus Outbreak Is Rare, Artisanal Strain Of COVID That The Rest Of Country Totally Won’t Get
The coronavirus that’s breaking out in Victoria is a boutique strain you probably haven’t even heard of yet, Melbourne’s residents
With Fewer People Doing Arts Degrees, Who Is Going To Stack Shelves At Coles And Woolworths?
Experts are concerned that a doubling of fees for Arts Degrees may lead to a shortage of people with the
Channel Nine Commits To Diversity By Embracing A Wider Range Of Racist Views
Channel Nine has confirmed that Sam Newman will feature on this year’s season of The Footy Show, saying it wanted
Man Who Thinks He Has Imposter Syndrome Actually Just Shit
I’ve risen up the ranks so quickly, and yet I feel like I don’t deserve any of it,” Mason accurately observed
IKEA To Release Exciting New Range Of ‘Stackable ALP Branches’
The perfect way to get your house or political party under control.
Man Upset That Statue He Never Knew Existed Has Been Pulled Down
Office worker Jim Randle says he is devastated that a statute he became aware of this morning is no longer
Labor MP Adem Somyurek resigns to spend more time with his family members (most of whom are fake)
Disgraced Victorian Labor minister Adem Somyurek has stood down from his role, saying he wants to spend more time with
‘I never liked Chris Lilley’s stuff anyway’ says man who can recite every line of Summer Heights High
A man who owns the original ‘We Can Be Heroes’ DVD box set and once shared his top ten favourite
The Big Bang Theory Has Been Pulled From Netflix Because It Is Shit
Saying it was ‘long overdue’, television streaming service Netflix has permanently removed all seasons of The Big Bang Theory from
British Protesters Throw Prince Philip In River After Mistaking Him For Racist Statue
Protesters have dragged Prince Phillip through the streets of London and thrown him into the Thames, after mistaking him for