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‘White Flight’ Actually Technical Term For QF43 To Bali, Experts Confirm
As NSW Labor leader Luke Foley came under fire for his racist use of the term ‘white flight’, experts confirmed that the term was originally...
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Etihad Stadium Renamed ‘Marvel Stadium’ To Honour Superhero Who Fed A Family Of Four For Under $1000
Melbourne’s Etihad Stadium will be renamed ‘Marvel Stadium’ in acknowledgement of a local ‘superhuman’ who found a way to keep his family’s food bill to...
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Mum’s Spag Bol Drops Out Randomly Without Notice, Telstra Confirms
The ‘spag bol’ that Telstra was referring to in its recent advertising campaign often isn’t available, and can be missing essential ingredients, the company has...
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Harry And Meghan Agree To Split Housework 50/50 Between Their Servants
Saying it was time to move on from traditional gender roles, Prince Harry and his wife Meghan have asked their personal wait staff to do...
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Sydney Trains Apologises For ‘Truly Inexcusable Mistake’ After Train Leaves On Time
Just days after a Japanese train driver apologised for his ‘truly inexcusable mistake’ of leaving 25 seconds early, Sydney Trains has also apologised after unexpectedly...
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Unemployed London Man Marries Successful Hollywood Actress
In a fairytale love story that has captured hearts across the world, a retired army officer from England has married a popular American actress in...
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Dad Looking Forward To Wedding Of Prince Harry And Angela Merkel
Melbourne Dad Roger Waterman says he plans to watch Prince Harry marry the German Chancellor this weekend.
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Melania Hospitalised For Kidney Problems – Donald Offers To Sell Her His
Donald Trump says he is willing to give his sick wife his kidney, “at a fair price”.
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Bank Robs Man
Authorities are searching for a bank that is alleged to have been involved in a spate of robberies spanning several years.
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We’ve Put Together A Handy List Of The Countries You Can’t Be A Citizen Of When You Stand For Parliament!
Section 44 of the Constitution can be pretty tricky to get your head around. Sure, it seems to clearly state that you can’t be a...
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Will & Kate: “We Take Turns Asking The Nanny To Change The Nappies”
In another sign of a more modern, in-touch Royal Family, Prince William and wife Kate have cast aside traditional gender roles and now share the...
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Here’s The Official Apology From The ABC Regarding Their Description Of Tony Abbott
The ABC’s news division was today censured for describing Tony Abbott as ‘the most destructive politician of his generation’. Here is the official policy from...
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North Korean Man Flees South To Escape Brutal, Sadistic Regime
Smiling widely as the realisation of his escape sunk in, a 35 year-old North Korean man said he would never again have to fear the...
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Royal Carriage Fitted With Third Child Seat
Prince William was this morning trying to get the child seat strap to reach the bloody anchor bolt in his Grandma’s old carriage.
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Child Born Into Welfare Dependency
In another example of the growing scourge of inter-generational welfare dependency, a London baby today joined its two siblings in a family entirely reliant on...
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