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In A World Of Fake News, You Need Fake News You Can Trust
It’s one of the biggest problems facing our world today. In a post-truth era, how do you know that the fake news you’re reading is...
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5 Tips For Avoiding African Gangs In Melbourne
So you’re visiting Melbourne? We hope you brought security. With African gangs running unchecked across the streets of Australia’s second-largest city, most visitors don’t make...
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Melania Meant To Say ‘I Don’t’
Melania Trump has issued a statement today clarifying any confusion among the public about whether or not she actually wants to be married to Donald.
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Editorial: We Believe Donald Trump When He Says He Misspoke
On Tuesday Donald Trump said he took Vladimir Putin at his word when he assured him that Russia had played no part in meddling in...
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Winner Of US Election Meets With Donald Trump In Helsinki
The winner of the 2016 US Presidential election took time out from his busy schedule to meet with Donald Trump in Helsinki today.
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Brexit Hardliners Call On Britain To Leave Planet
Britain’s Brexit crisis deepened today, with several hard-line MPs stating that Britain should leave Earth, catching many world leaders by surprise.
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Trump Boasting To Queen About How Much Property He Owns
Referring to himself as ‘property royalty’, Donald Trump offered to give the Queen a free lesson in wealth accumulation, as the two walked through the...
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Peter Dutton Criticises Thailand For Failing To Keep Their Children In Detention
Australian Home Affairs Minister Peter Dutton says Thailand is ‘soft’ on detention and should have done more to keep the twelve boys and their coach...
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Elon Musk Travels To Thailand To Help Extract Publicity
As the Thailand cave rescue efforts continued today, Elon Musk said he was on hand to do whatever he can to help extract publicity.
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Channel 7 Overrun By African Gang Stories
Barely a week goes by when Channel 7 isn’t teeming with African gang stories, it has emerged.
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“It Was A Tragedy” Lions Who Killed Poachers Say They Forgot To Take Selfie For Social Media
The pride of lions who attacked and killed a group of rhino poachers in a South African game park say they have made a grave...
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David Leyonhjelm Resigns To Take Up New Role As Sky News Presenter
New South Wales Senator David Leyonhjelm has stepped down from his role as a self-important, condescending bully in the senate, to take up a role...
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Tony Abbott Demands To Know Which Dickhead Signed Australia Up To The Paris Climate Agreement
Tony Abbott has used a speech to a group of climate sceptics to express his concerns about the Paris Climate Agreement, demanding to know which...
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“It’s About Free Speech”, Fuckhead Senator Says
A man who has defended making sexist comments on the basis of free speech is a massive wanker, it has emerged.
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The Shovel & The Chaser – Live In Melbourne – SECOND SHOW ADDED!
After a sold-out performance in Sydney, we’re excited to be bringing ‘The War on History’ to Melbourne. Starring The Chaser’s Charles Firth and Andrew Hansen,...
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