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Rest-of-World Offers Trump Hush Money Payment So We Never Have to Hear That Whiny Fucking Voice Again

Elon Musk – Dead at 52 – Says There Is No Need for Misinformation Laws

Owner of Bruce Lehrmann Tattoo Revealed to Be Bruce Lehrmann

Dedicated 24-Hour News Channel to Provide Rolling Coverage of Arj Barker/Crying Baby Situation

Woman Who Looked at Furniture Website for 11 Seconds to Be Served Furniture Ads for Next 6 Years

US Threatens to Respond to Middle East Crisis With Massive Escalation of Meaningless Statements

New Citizenship Test Requires Applicants to Fend Off Knife Attack With Bollard

Seven Launches New ‘Dancing with the Dickheads’

Daily Letter Deliveries to End This Week, Australia Post Announces in Press Release Sent in 2019

‘The Defo Awards’ for Services to Defamation Fuck-Ups

Bruce Lehrmann Says He Cannot Recall if He Won or Lost Defamation Trial

Peter Dutton Stubs Toe, Compares It to 9/11

Channel 7 Launches New Reality Show: ‘Expenses’

New Improved Qantas Frequent Flyer Program Lets You Book Any Seat You Want in Row 34 on Flights Leaving Between 11:15pm and 11:30pm on Tuesdays in June 2029

“Shirts Don’t Iron Themselves”: Tony Abbott on Why Liberal Party Needs More Women

GDP Up 200% After Bruce Lehrmann Has Night Out In Sydney