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We read the new tell-all book by Donald Trump’s niece and wow! Turns out Trump isn’t the whip-smart, kind hearted guy we thought he was
Donald Trump’s reputation as a switched-on, compassionate leader driven by the pursuit of high-mined ideals is nothing more than a
Trump confirms that favourite part of Bible is when hungry caterpillar eats piece of chocolate cake
“Jesus was a wonderful author – he really was".
Trump Resigns From Presidency To Become Full-Time Writer For Sarah Cooper
Donald Trump has resigned from his position as President to devote more time to creating material for comedian Sarah Cooper
Twitter has hired a dedicated team to fact-check Donald Trump’s tweets and the unemployment rate in America is now zero
Following its announcement that it would start fact-checking Donald Trump’s tweets, Twitter has put together a crack team of 23
Fears Of Rush On Malaria Drug Unfounded, After Trump Supporters Unable To Pronounce Hydroxychloroquine
Pharmacists say the President’s claim he was taking anti-malarial medication to fend off COVID-19 has not led to an increase
Trump Now Claiming You Can’t Get Coronavirus If You’ve Still Got Bieber Fever
In the latest in a series of strange claims about coronavirus, US President Donald Trump has told reporters that people
New Evidence That Donald Trump Originated In A Lab
New evidence has emerged this week that suggests Donald Trump may have been the result of a laboratory experiment devised
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Trump Claims There Are “Very Fine Organisms On Both Sides” Of Pandemic
Donald Trump seemingly sympathised with Covid-19 pathogens at a press briefing on Thursday, saying, “You have some very bad microorganisms
New Poll Shows Majority Of People Who Voted For Trump Were Being Sarcastic
A new Gallup poll has revealed that a staggering 96 percent of Americans who voted for Donald Trump in the
Trump’s Suggestion To Inject Disinfectant Falls Flat After Supporters Forced To Contend With Childproof Cap
Donald Trump’s suggestion that injecting disinfectant could cure COVID-19 has not led to mass poisoning as first feared, with Trump’s
Trump’s Name To Be Added To Coronavirus Gravestones
The production of tens of thousands of gravestones in America has been held up after it was decided that Donald
“We’re Going To Beat Coronavirus By Easter” Trump Tells Heaving, Jam-Packed Rally
Two thousand Trump supporters have squeezed into a local basketball stadium to hear the President reassure them that they’ll have
Mexico Asks Trump To Hurry Up And Build The Fucking Wall 
Mexico says it wants the wall on the US-Mexico border completed by the end of the week
Trump Says He Will Travel To Coronavirus Soon To Help Out With Crisis There
US President Donald Trump says the US is willing to provide whatever support the people of Coronavirus need to help
Trump Calls For US To Leave EU Too
US President Donald Trump has told a rally in Nebraska that it is time the United States followed Britain’s lead