Liberal Party Doesn’t Have Any Goddamn Fucking Issues With Bullying

There is no issue with bullying in the Liberal Party and if you can’t see that then don’t expect to work in this town again, a party spokesperson has confirmed.

The spokesperson said the party had undertaken an extensive internal review and the results were very f*cking clear. “We don’t have a bullying problem. Read. My. Fucking. Lips. No. Bullying. Problem. Got it?” he said.

Asked for his response on recent allegations of harassment and assault, he was clear. “Which part of ‘no bullying culture’ don’t you understand?”

Pressed further on what the review covered, the spokesperson was unequivocal, “Didn’t you hear me the first time dickhead?”

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