Europe Votes To Leave EU, Just To Fuck With Britain

Tired with the constant fucking around, the rest of Europe has decided to make Britain’s decision for it, voting to break away from the European Union. It means Britain is now the only country in the EU.

Britain must now negotiate with itself about the terms for leaving the EU, a process which it will still probably cock up, experts say.

With time running out to make a deal with itself, a no-deal Brexit appears to be the most likely option, although some believe there is still time to negotiate a worse outcome.

“Both sides of the negotiation are totally incompetent. I don’t see any smooth way out of this,” one observer said.

The PM today asked the head of the EU for an extension on the leave date.

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With Terry Beular

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