The Shovel's Official 2019 Election Guide Is Here — The Shovel

The Shovel’s Official 2019 Election Guide Is Here

With an election just around the corner, you need analysis you can trust. Our 100-page Official Election Guide – created with the writers at The Chaser Quarterly – is the only way to cope with the absolute shit-show that’s going to consume the nation over the next two months.

Features

  • All 150 electorates reviewed (yes, we actually did that)
  • An overview of Australia’s micro parties (including Bill Shorten’s 21st birthday)
  • How to draw the perfect cock and balls on your ballot paper
  • A special Liberal Party application form for women (approval from husband required)
  • Profiles on all the potential winning candidates, and Scott Morrison
  • Leaked speaking notes from the upcoming leadership debate
  • The official campaign ads from all the major parties
  • Election translation guide: what the jargon really means
  • A Free Helloworld trip to Singapore for every reader

Columnists

  • Andrew Bolt on why the obvious choice this election is Tony Abbott
  • Peter Credlin on why things were better when she was PM
  • The Guardian on why you should probably feel guiltier about your election-night guacamole dip
  • The Daily Mail’s cut-and-paste of another newspaper’s article

Praise for The Official Election Guide

“I didn’t find this funny at all. Yet more proof that George Pell is innocent” – The Australian

“I’d like to use this quote as an opportunity to announce that I won’t be contesting the upcoming election” – Liberal MP (moderate wing)

“I loved all 43 pages of this book” – Peter Dutton

We’re also doing a live shows

We’ve put together a team of the nation’s best satirists – hitting the road in late April, with shows in Sydney, Melbourne, Canberra, Brisbane and Perth.

BUY TICKETS TO THE SHOWS HERE. 

Like this? Support The Shovel. And follow us on Email | Facebook TwitterInstagram

Recent News