British Man Immediately Loses 50 Pounds After Joining Gym

London man John Smythe is already halfway towards achieving his 2019 goal of shedding 100 pounds, saying he dropped 50 pounds the moment he signed on with his new gym.

“It was instant. Amazing really,” Smythe said, standing on the scales while checking his bank balance.

Smythe – who weighs 250 pounds – said the gym guaranteed he would lose another 40 pounds each month, even if he didn’t visit the gym at all.

“I can sit on my couch all day and watch the pounds disappear. By Easter I’ll be 180 pounds lighter. They make it so easy!”

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