Internal Investigation Finds Liberal Party Doesn’t Have A Fucking Problem With Bullying, Ok?

There is absolutely no bullying culture in the Liberal Party and if you say otherwise don’t expect to work in this town again, an internal investigation has found.

A spokesperson for the investigation said that unless you’re a f*cking idiot, the results are very clear. “We don’t have a bullying problem. Read. My. Lips. No. Bullying. Problem,” the unnamed spokesperson said.

Pressed by journalists on the details of the investigation, the spokesperson was unequivocal. “Didn’t you hear what I said the first time d*ckhead?”

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