A Handy Guide To Understanding Peter Dutton’s Body Language

The Australian people don’t know a lot about their next Prime Minister. So we’ve put together this handy guide to help you get a better understanding of the many faces of Peter Dutton.

HAPPY

 

SAD

 

LOVE STRUCK

 

BEER WITH THE BOYS

DESTROYING A NATIONAL HEALTH SYSTEM

PLAYING WITH THE KIDS

 

LOCKING UP KIDS

 

TEXTING A MATE TO SAY THAT A JOURNALIST IS A MAD F*CKING WITCH

 

REALISING THAT YOU ACTUALLY SENT THE TEXT TO THE JOURNALIST

 

DOING THE DISHES

 

DEPORTING AN IMMIGRANT

MAKING A JOKE ABOUT PEOPLE DROWNING

POKER NIGHT

DATE NIGHT!

INITIATING FOREPLAY

INITIATING A LEADERSHIP SPILL

LOSING A LEADERSHIP BALLOT

WINNING A LEADERSHIP BALLOT

LOSING OFFICE AFTER 3 MONTHS IN POWER

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