Greens Announce Two New Policies – “Legalising Marijuana And I Can’t Remember The Other One”

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Greens leader Richard Di Natale says his party will push to legalise cannabis and implement another policy that he can’t remember the details of right now.

Di Natale said the change in law was long overdue and that he would like two large pizzas and a garlic bread please. “The reason why this law is so important is … hang on, make that three pizzas”.

He said there wasn’t any time to waste. “We’ll look to change the law regarding cannabis usage straight away. Or tomorrow. Definitely by next month”.

“Actually, I can’t arsed. All that work drafting a bill, and then negotiating everything, and then selling it to the public. F**k that”

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