Teenager Borrows Father’s Suit For Court Appearance

Mark Zuckerberg

After being strongly advised by his mother that a hoodie and jeans would not cut it today, a Californian teen today arrived in court today wearing a slightly ill-fitting suit borrowed from his dad.

The teen – who had never worn a suit before – looked slightly uncomfortable as he buttoned and then unbuttoned the suit jacket and fiddled with the safety pins his mother had used to shorten the trouser legs.

The boy was careful not to touch his tie – which was slightly askew – acutely aware that he would not know how to re-tie it should it come undone.

Luckily his hair was neat – cut by his mother the night before using a bowl.

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