Barnaby Joyce Calls For Removal Of ‘Biased’ Rainbows From Sky Until Plebiscite Concludes

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Saying they should ‘get out of his face’, Deputy PM Barnaby Joyce has called for a total ban on rainbows, at least until the same sex marriage survey is over.

“I can’t stand these bloody rainbows hanging around in the sky pushing their opinions on me. I’ll make up my own mind, thanks very much,” Mr Joyce told journalists. He said nature should stick to nature. “They should stick to nature things and keep out of politics”.

It is unclear how the rainbows will be removed from the sky, although Mr Joyce said his colleague Peter Dutton was coming up with a plan to keep the colourful arches out of Australian skies.

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By Daniel Brewster