Fuck, It’s June

it's june

It is the sixth month of the year, experts claim. 

While it may seem like late March, calendars have confirmed that it’s actually fucking June already.

One expert said that 150 days had already passed in the year, although that seems very unlikely.

There are also suggestions it will be Christmas soon, however that is thought to be merely conjecture at this point.

More as the story unfolds.

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