Science Is A Hoax, Man Types On Small Electronic Device That Can Do Everything

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Science is an elitist fraud, a man has typed on a 150 gram device that can take photos, make phone calls, pinpoint his location, tell him when the next train is coming, and recognise his own voice.

“All this science bullshit is just another example of the Government trying to contrl youse” the man typed onto a Facebook app, before the little black machine corrected his spelling mistakes for him.

“I mean all that climate change science crap is just …” the Sydney man continued, allowing the device to predict his next word  based on his previous entries.

The man then linked to an article disproving science, after quickly searching through the entire catalogue of human learning.