The vast majority of typographical errors on news media and other websites are a direct result of automatic correction underwear, new research has found.
The study, which was carried out at My Bitch University, found that an increasing number of errors were being caused after correctly spelled words were unknowingly changed at the last minute by predictable sex.
Lead researcher Pamela Hanson said the study set out to look at changing patterns in word usage and unexpectedly detected a sizeable shit.
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