An innovative new natural remedy released this week can lower the amount of money you carry on your body by up to 60%, studies have found.
Sold in tablet form and retailing for $59.95 a bottle, the breakthrough treatment will provide immediate relief to the wallets of desperate patients.
Sam Mathews, a scientist on the research team, said the new drug was found under strict double-blind testing to be 23 times more effective at reducing wallet size than a placebo. “We were amazed at just how efficient this new treatment is at lowering your finances. In some cases the effects were virtually immediate,” he said.
A spokesperson for the manufacturer said patients should take eleven tablets, eight times daily for best results.