Reality TV Now Just A Recap Of What’s Coming Up

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Reality TV is now just a series of segments summarising a previous section that told you what was coming up after the ad break, it was revealed today.

An industry insider said the new method made captivating television. “Before the ad break we’ll give you a little teaser to let you know what’s coming up. And then after the ad break, we’ll do a quick re-cap of what happened before the ad break, just in case you’d forgotten, which of course was the teaser. Then, we’ll do another little teaser of what’s coming up, which will just be a recap of that latest teaser. You won’t want to miss a minute”.

She said the format kept audiences guessing. “If you’ve got no attention span, then this is really gripping, edge-of-your-seat stuff,” she said.

“If you’ve got no attention span, then this is really gripping, edge-of-your-seat stuff,” she said.

 

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2 Comments

  1. Michael Webb

    October 27, 2014 at 1:15 pm

    Take a moment to Take a look at what’s coming up folks in “Take-ALL TV”….? ( The Aljazeera Network is calling it TAKE ALL-AH TV… to cross LIVE for that on-the-spot TAKE which we can repeat/caption/repeat/caption for those whose attention is momentarily ‘unspanned’ by REAL-TIME outside where their front door used to be)…. but for the rest of us in WORTH’s-less Circus Land… TAKE some time OFF for some quality TIME OUT to watch TAKE (in) ALL TV… and we the sponsors won’t TAKE too Much of your TIME OUT…but we’ll only TAKE a FEW Moments… to give you a TAKE on what’s coming up… then you can TAKE a Short BREAK after which we’ll TAKE you back to our TAKE on the latest developments.. then at the Top of the HOUR … we’ll be TAKING a short Break whilst your local fast-food outlet is ready to TAKE orders for your TAKEAWAY … and don’t believe anyone if you think we’re TAKING the Micky…

  2. dweebken

    November 3, 2014 at 8:27 am

    I stopped watching live tv years ago because of this, and that the program breaks really interfered with my enjoyment of the ads, and show promotions, which make up the greater portion of their transmission time anyway. Now you can buy a TV pvr system that lets you fast forward through the program breaks so you can get to the next ad bracket faster, as it won’t let you fast forward through the ads; it’s called Freeview plus. Go FreeTv!