Doctors Desperately Trying To Photoshop Kim Jong-Un Back To Life

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Gravely ill and suffering from a suspected case of gout, North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un was last night being operated on by the country’s best Photoshop technicians.

At press time, reports suggested the leader had a new pair of legs, with experts close to finishing the retouching of his feet, hands and elbows. “You can hardly tell he was sick at all,” a spokesperson said.

Suspicions about Kim’s health were first raised when he failed to attend an important parliamentary session this week. But officials say he will be back in action this week, and will be a central figure in pictures of upcoming parliamentary sessions.

“He’ll be back mingling with our top officials, our armed forces, and visiting our factories in no time. His image is as bright as ever. Possibly a little too bright after Ki-Nam went a bit overboard with that filter” the official said.

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4 Comments

  1. john o'callaghan

    September 28, 2014 at 11:20 am

    They should put a grenade up the little bastards arse and blow his brains out.

  2. Tom

    September 28, 2014 at 5:20 pm

    How dare you say such things about dear leader Kim Jong-Un I have been sent by dear leader Anthony John-Abbottt to learn how to build better gulag, how to oppress minorty groups, how to take democratic freedoms away and how to win unwinnable elections with out really trying.
    Welcome to the Peoples Demococratic Consitutional Monarchy of Australia.

    • john o'callaghan

      September 28, 2014 at 10:54 pm

      I apologise to the Dear Leader,please dont kill me.””

      • Mick

        October 12, 2014 at 10:07 am

        This wegpage has been logged under metadata laws.
        john o’callaghan no longer exists.

        Nothing to see here people, move along.