Vic Opposition Leader Daniel Andrew’s Integrity Handed In To Lost Property

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The integrity of Victorian Labor leader Daniel Andrews was handed in to a lost property box at Parliament House this morning, after it slipped out during a media conference on Monday.

Mr Andrews had privately been looking for his integrity all day and was encouraged by news it had been handed in. But in a further twist this afternoon, the integrity is said to have gone missing from the lost property facility. Labor strategists are concerned it may have been destroyed.

Many Victorian voters interviewed today said they did not realise Members of Parliament still used integrity in their day-to-day tasks.

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  1. Maybe Satire

    July 30, 2014 at 6:59 am

    Sorry – but this is just too unbelievable: a politician actually seeking integrity – next you’ll be telling us Scott Morrison is looking for compassion!

    • Squirrel

      July 30, 2014 at 10:49 am

      I agree, Maybe Satire, but perhaps he doesn’t even know what integrity is. He might just be aware that something is missing in his life, but he isn’t sure what that is, and he is unlikely to locate it amongst his political colleagues. As for a “compassionate” Scott Morrison, well that sounds like an oxymoron.