Prince George’s first steps were superior in every way to your firstborn’s lame attempt at unaided movement, it has been revealed.
“The posture, the refinement, the sheer grace of baby George’s royal steppage was more worthy, more interesting and more important than your child’s embarrassing, second rate attempt,” a spokesperson confirmed today.
Royal watchers labelled the unassisted steps as “stunning” and “an exciting development”.
Prince George is now looking forward to making his first unassisted land holding.
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