Relief As Humanity Realises It Can Stop Pretending To Like Rolf Harris’s Music

Rolf Harris

Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport is awful and the wobble board is just plain weird, the world finally admitted today.

After years of awkwardly singing along to Jake The Peg in the mistaken belief that everyone else thought it was clever and funny, humankind was today relieved to be able to openly discuss just how excruciatingly shit it actually is.

“I thought it was just me who thought that the strange noise he makes with his mouth is fucking embarrassing. Turns out everyone was just being polite,” a spokesperson said today.

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3 Comments

  1. Squirrel

    July 2, 2014 at 6:24 pm

    How true! What a pity it took so long to recognise the fact. Now could you fix the “aweful” mistake in the email? Thanks for doing so in the first sentence of the actual post. I guess you were up late watching the tennis. Lack of sleep can do this to the best of us. Cheers.

  2. Bob Parker

    July 2, 2014 at 10:42 pm

    As a born and bred Australian I must say I feel immense gratitude to the Mother Country for all the decades She kept Rolf Harriss and Kylie Minogue away from Australia’s shores.

  3. Chris

    July 4, 2014 at 5:41 pm

    Big Dave Moore Loves Rolfs stuff…He has all his records. Leave Rolf alone says Big Dave

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