Operation Sovereign Borders Now Just A Giant Photo Of Scott Morrison

scott morrison operation sovereign borders

Australia’s border patrol fleet has been replaced with a single picture of Scott Morrison, hanging in the middle of the Timor Sea.

Emblazoned with the words ‘this man lives here’, Immigration officials say the giant poster is enough to dissuade would-be asylum seekers from travelling into Australian waters.

“We haven’t had a boat in over 100 days. They always turn around once they get within view of the poster,” an Immigration spokesperson said, adding the program was ‘extremely effective’. “These people have been through a lot, but seeing this thing up close is a harrowing experience, even for them”.

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3 Comments

  1. Maybe Satire

    July 4, 2014 at 7:41 am

    Now that is really scary!

  2. Barry Finch

    August 15, 2014 at 3:29 pm

    I agree – really scary stuff. It’s enough to make you wonder whether Australians should be trying to get out!

  3. Barry Finch

    August 15, 2014 at 3:30 pm

    Scott’s looking a bit hungry in this poster. He’s not thinking of eating them if they somehow ‘get through’ is he ?