A nice-looking man who simply wants a quick thirty-second chat, actually also wants the best part of $600 from you over the next year, it was revealed today.
Saying he merely wants to tell you a cute story about pandas, within twenty seconds he will be asking you to double check that he’s written down your CCV number correctly.
Reporters confirmed that while attempts to avoid the man – by avoiding eye contact or crossing the road – will provide short respite, another similarly dressed woman with a clipboard and an unusual question will be waiting for you down the road.
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