Every Child In Classroom Is Most Talented, Teacher Discovers

All grade five students at a local Adelaide primary school are the best in their class, it was revealed today.

The findings come after an extensive parent-teacher interview session at the school last night.

Teacher Caroline Watts said she was surprised to learn that so many of her pupils were gifted. “It was a real eye-opener for me,” she said this morning. “I actually thought I had quite a few struggling students, along with the usual array of average kids. So it’s a real thrill for me to discover that every single one of them is outstanding”.

With 100% of her students in the top 10% of the class, Ms Watts will put in place a special extension program, to enable gifted children to develop at a faster rate than the rest of the class.

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  1. Maybe Satire

    April 16, 2014 at 7:51 am

    Is this still a satire site: If you keep writing stories like this, you will be awarded an accuracy in reporting award!

  2. pellicle

    April 22, 2014 at 3:50 am

    Beautiful, having been stunned at awards at schools I can only agree. It also seems that most Australians are in the top 5% of Australian IQ too

  3. Tim

    April 29, 2014 at 8:39 am

    I dobbing you in to MediaWatch! Enough of this factual reporting!

    “All Australians are above average!”