Pope Francis Just Glad It’s Almost The F*%king Weekend

Pope Francis says he’s looking forward to throwing back a few beers in front of the football on Friday night, after a fairly f*%king stressful week.

Noting that he’s got very little on for the weekend, the Pontiff said it’ll be nice to put his feet up and do f*%k all.

“A few mates have suggested poker on Saturday. But f*&k that. I think I’ll have a night in,” he said.

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  1. Andrea Moore

    March 7, 2014 at 8:59 am

    Disrespect is not satire. Whatever your belief or lack of it, does not give licence to you to be insulting, nor is it edifying to use foul language when speaking about this caring, socially aware hard-working man. I love your posts, but this one is a disgrace.

    • Kate

      March 7, 2014 at 10:33 am

      I think you’ve missed the point Andrea. The Pope accidently dropped the F-bomb this week, this is just having a laugh about it. I don’t see any disrespect. It’s pretty obvious he would never say the things in this article. That’s why it’s funny.

      • Andrea Moore

        March 8, 2014 at 11:14 pm

        Nope it is still not funny

      • HelsBels

        March 12, 2014 at 5:30 pm

        I agree, we love our pope, the hard working down to earth man that he is. I’m sure he’ll be getting a chuckle if he ever read this. That’s just because he understands that as human we are flawed, his slip of the tongue in a language foreign to him, rose like sunshine in our hearts, how very human he is. This light hearted jest is allowing us to bask in that sunshine 🙂
        Your devotion Andrea is admired. Don’t be offended, He wouldn’t