Channel 7 Raid: No evidence of Corby deal, but AFP discovers How To Save At The Bowser, Which Cleaning Products Passed The Mum Test, and What Your Electricity Provider Doesn’t Want You To Know

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The Australian Federal Police raided Channel 7’s Pyrmont offices today as part of a proceeds of crime investigation.

While they are yet to uncover any evidence of payments made to convicted drug mule Schapelle Corby, a spokesperson for the AFP said they have made several other fascinating findings as part of their exclusive investigation.

“We’ve not only uncovered the hidden traps of buying a used car and the ‘Queen of Clean’s’ tips for removing carpet stains; we now know the best supermarket buys for 2014 and how to spot a Nigerian email scam,” the spokesperson said.

The shocking discoveries were apparently found in a drawer marked ‘News’.

The investigation continues.

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1 Comment

  1. HonestMike

    February 18, 2014 at 6:02 pm

    AFP officers now also know how to shift those last stubborn kilos, all by just drinking an amazing new smoothie. It can be prepared in just a few minutes in the comfort of their very own homes…!
    AFP media representatives had no comment to make about the case, but did issue a statement stating that they were looking forward to being bikini-ready and finally feeling confident for summer. 🙂