Facebook’s 10th Birthday Cake To Be Decorated With Colourful Pieces Of Your Personal Life

Facebook satire

Staff at social media juggernaut Facebook will be celebrating their company’s 10th birthday today by gorging on a giant cake, tastefully adorned with delicious fragments of your personal life.

Interns who you’ve never met before have spent the past few days trawling through your most intimate moments to find the sweetest memories and juiciest gossip. “It’s been so much fun re-living the past ten years of your life,” one Facebook worker commented. “It’s going to be great sharing it with everyone in the office again later on”.

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