2014 Shaping Up To Be Quickest Year Ever, Work Colleague Confirms

“It’s already February” account manager Jodie Burns told colleagues today. And if her predictions are correct, it will soon be March.

“And then it will be Christmas again,” according to colleague David Krieg.

But not everyone is buying the time-related claims. Office manager Georgia Burrows said she doesn’t believe it’s February already. “It was, only last week that we were preparing for the end-of-year party,” she claimed.

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