Australians Instructed To Use The Term “Illegal Aeronautical Arrivals”

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Australians have been told they will now need to refer to trips taken by politicians to visit investment properties or attend weddings as ‘illegal aeronautical arrivals’, rather than ‘genuine parliamentary business’.

It is believed the directive has come in the interest of calling a spade a spade and not engaging in some sort of clever language to mask anything.

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6 Comments

  1. Sam

    October 21, 2013 at 6:38 pm

    Enough is enough! It’s time to call the shovel a spade

  2. Ian Joyner

    October 21, 2013 at 8:48 pm

    Surely, while the politicians are on the plane they should be referred to as detainees, not passengers.

    • bjkelly1958

      October 22, 2013 at 11:02 am

      And flight attendants should be “Security Personnel”.

  3. Forestwoodfolkart

    October 21, 2013 at 9:19 pm

    Love the subtle “dig”!

  4. The Plumber

    October 22, 2013 at 1:18 pm

    “Client’ is the epitome.

  5. Red Rocket

    October 25, 2013 at 5:03 pm

    Is there on shore processing then ?