Annoying Nerdy Guy Still Hanging Around At House Party

kevin rudd satire

A group of friends was tonight wondering how the hell they were going to get rid of that really annoying, self-absorbed guy who’s been hanging around for what seems like forever.

“We invited him here, sure,” said one man at the party. “But we never expected him to stay for this long. We were hoping he’d just bring along some of his hot friends and then go away. But he’s still here, he just won’t leave”.

Another guest said it wasn’t as easy as just going up to him and asking him to leave. “The problem is, if you start a conversation with him, you’ll be stuck there for hours listening to him dissect the relative successes and failures of the Qin Dynasty’s unification policies between 221 and 206 BC. No-one wants to hear that shit, trust me”.

At one point, a few of the guests tricked the guy into going outside, before locking the door behind him. “But he then spent the next hour pelting rocks at the window non stop. It got so f*cking annoying that we just let him back in. The guy’s impossible to stop”.

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  1. Kezza Lowe

    September 11, 2013 at 3:51 pm

    What a load of shit. I mean seriously you best buds with Rupert Murdock or something.

    • Nick

      September 11, 2013 at 4:28 pm

      Someone does not understand satire.

    • Piret

      September 13, 2013 at 8:45 pm

      Oh pathetic…Murdoch probably doesn’t know who KRudd is (or should that be WAS?)

  2. Joe

    September 11, 2013 at 6:00 pm

    You said it Nick. Childish piss-take isn’t satire.

  3. passum2013

    September 11, 2013 at 7:57 pm

    Why not pick on the liberal staffer that got off scot free from drink driving, because of political interference via a Reference from the Liberals themselves It would be interesting If Tony Abbott gets of all his charges too.

  4. diabz

    September 11, 2013 at 8:03 pm

    Rudd is scum, Labor came to power off the back of his popularity, sure – but they fell from grace off the back of his narcissism and now we all have to suffer Abbott as PM. I’m glad to see the back of him but I’d spit in his face if I could.

  5. Chris Southby

    September 12, 2013 at 10:18 am

    Rudd is a boil full of puss that needs to be lanced. As a Labor voter I will be glad if I never hear any crap from him again.