Boat People Clogging Up Sydney Harbour Too

Sydney Harbour

Less than a day after Liberal candidate Fiona Scott revealed that boat people were causing road congestion in Western Sydney, concerns were raised that they may be clogging up the lovely harbour too.

Thousands of people were seen on the harbour today, most of them on boats. “Go sit in Circular Quay and you’ll see what I mean,” Ms Scott said.

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    September 3, 2013 at 10:38 pm

    Why isn’t Murdoch doing something about this?

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    September 3, 2013 at 11:11 pm

    Wicked 😀

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    Malcolm is implementing his diabolical plot to permanently sabotage the same-sex fearing far-righteous technophobes of the Coalition by seducing them with distant prospects of decadent harbour cruises and effete multicultural cuisine!
    The brunch-and-tapas addled devotees of Malcolm have been buying up the boats and massing them in border-penetrating invasive arrays to sap Speedo Man’s wall-punching budgie mojo!
    It is beginning! Beware, beware!

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    September 4, 2013 at 10:03 am

    Tony will stop them. Or buy them all.

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    September 4, 2013 at 7:34 pm

    Yer right. Just look around Garden Island there in Sydney Harbour, grey boats everywhere, and they’re BIG.

    Covered with guns and missiles and crewed by sailors with questionable sobriety.

    And with the election in 3 days time, what will Rudd or Abbott do about it ?

    I suspect Rudd will sell them to Queensland, or Abbott will relocate the lot to Christmas Island.

    Nup, the election won’t solve many of our problems, but it sure will sharpen our enthusiasm for a nice cold beer.

    Now is the time to buy shares in a Brewery.



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    September 4, 2013 at 8:01 pm

    Bloomin’ boat people 😀

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    September 10, 2013 at 11:29 am